This quote shows how our lives are influenced by connections. No matter how much we want to be on our own, we’re part of a bigger web of people and experiences.
1. It was all a dream
It was all a dream until I realized my dream job was being a professional sleeper.
2. You let them Shenan once, they’ll Shenanigan
Let them Shenan once, and they’ll Shenanigan for a lifetime—like a circus on caffeine
3. Yo who tf installed doom on the mcdonalds kiosk
Yo, who installed Doom on the McDonald’s kiosk? Next level Happy Meal, now with extra chaos
4. I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism
Living in fear of Western descent into fascism, but also the daily struggle of finding matching socks
5. Having a boyfriend summed up in one pc
Having a boyfriend summed up: waiting for updates, hoping for no bugs, and occasionally restarting
6. Gesturing to my roommate Dracula
Gesturing to my roommate Dracula: Fang-tastic roommate, just don’t ask about garlic
7. When a good man becomes tired of being mistreated, that’s when society should fear
When a good man is mistreated, memes go into hiding and society gets a meme-ltdown
8. Girlfriend; now don’t start weird conversations with my dad tonight
Girlfriend’s warning: ‘Don’t spark strange chats with Dad tonight
Challenge accepted—let the weirdness commence!”
9. Waw we have to go back to pound town I left my purse
Off to pound town for a lost purse? Hope there’s a treasure map in there!”
10. Life without picture jokes would be memeingless
Life without picture jokes? That’s like a day without laughter utterly memeingless
