10 Most Hilarious Parenting Texts of the Week

Mother’s Day isn’t fun for everyone. Some live far from mom, others grieve lost loved ones. Not everyone has a good relationship with their mother, making this holiday tricky. Read these texts for unexpected parenting moments.

1. Booted from the will for drag, I think?

Booted from the will for drag, I think? Guess grandma wasn’t ready for RuPaul’s Drag Race: Family Edition

2. She could have had the money

She could have had the money, but I guess a dramatic exit from Thanksgiving dinner is priceless

3. My Narc, raging alcoholic Mother, I’m LC with

My narc, raging alcoholic mother? I’m LC with her. Low Contact or Life Choices—either way, I’m winning

4. Idk if this belongs here but it might

Idk if this belongs here but it might. Like that random sock that always shows up in your laundry

5. I’ve delt with stuff like this my entire life… is this emotional

I’ve dealt with stuff like this my entire life… is this emotional growth or just another Tuesday

6. Here are some screenshots i found from high school where my controlling mother throws a thantrum because I didn’t het letters of recommendation for college

Guess she missed the memo on how not to be extra

7. Happy Mother’s Day

Mom’s superpower? Turning chaos into hugs and cookies. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who survives on coffee and love

8. Thing to do online that doesn’t charge you

Online activities that are free: browsing memes, watching cat videos, and feeling productive while doing absolutely nothing.”

9. Keychains for Thomas

Made a keychain for Thomas. It’s cute, handmade, and likely to be lost in two days. But hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?”

10. Undersell

Undersell yourself at a job interview: ‘I’m not just a multi-tasker, I can juggle coffee, emails, and existential crises all before lunch

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